I’m gonna open up my own shop that sells chicken fingers and then close that shop when customers realize mine are literal.
If birds can masturbate then a chicken probably masturbated with those fingers. Have a blessed day.
Wait, is that garlic bread? Never seen than served as an additional side to fingers and fries
Welcome to carb city, baby.
Texas toast. That’s how it’s served at Dairy Queen.
God, these used to be so good at DQ
Used to be? Do they not have them anymore? I haven’t been to a DQ in years.
I had them a few times a few years ago but they’d been thoroughly enshittified.
How the fuck do you enshittify chicky tendy
dry and stringy it was like battered chicken jerky
Jesus
beyond even his transmutative abilities and we haven’t even talked the gravy
