Titanic came out when I was in high school. Friend group wanted to go hit the movies, my crush was for titanic… so of course I agree.

I may have blew it with the crush, (fortunately she moved herself out into friend zone.)

But we ended up in front of this bunch of old ladies. Who were there for the fifth time running to see DiCaprio’s naked ass.

The rest of the movie was like if golden girls had a crossover with MST3K and that was hilarious.