@ickplant Except they started counting about 4 years late… so it’s 25/25/29 in fact… (we know exactly when king Herod died).
We are on the 25th month?
They’re talking about 25 january 2027
Ah yes, OrthodoxOrthodox Christmas
Or Ultra Orthodox
Ultra Mega Hyper Orthodox
Orthoducks is my new brand of bird themed footwear.
Don’t know I read this as though it meant brand of shoes made for birds.
It feels like there have been 25 months this year.
lousy smarvember weather
but in the year 2525 all life on earth will be extinct
also 1925 didn’t happen
The 25th month of it sure as shit didn’t
I’ll make a bold prediction that we won’t have 25 months this year either. Maybe next century.
But if man is still alive, and woman can survive they may find…
[jaunty guitar begins]
No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he’s gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit…
This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!
Fake. I’ve been to the year 3000 and nothing has changed but we live underwater.
Most people are already under water and Christmas hasn’t event came.
It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.
Umm… It’s there in another 100 and 1000 years
We’ve had a first 2025, what about second 2025?
Not with that attitude changes the calendar
Trump has signed an Executive Order that while he is in office, a year is 25 months.
For Democratic presidents, an entire 4 year term is 5 minutes, and is immediately replaced by another Trump term.
Since he became president, these 9 months have felt like 25 years.
He’s clearly forgetting the other time in human history that Christmas was on 25/25/25. People are so forgetful! 🙄
Typical BC h8ers
If it’s BC, then it’s pre-historic. That’s what the CE/BCE war was about in 1 AD.
ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember
Vigintitrember
VentiLatteMochamember
Not ISO 8601 format, can not read.
It’s DD/DY/YY
DD/YY/DD
Only thing I can think of reading this is the Cleopatra 2525 intro theme
And the satirical futurama reference
Someone knows Cleopatra 2525 existed!
The best show that never got the CGI or plot development or really much else it deserved beyond trying to get Jennifer Sky and Gina Torres something to lure Xena fans away as they started to sunset that series.
TIL that Gina Torres sings the theme. Never knew that, and I love it so much.
Holy shit. That show looks awesome and all I know is the tune to the theme song from the Futurama reference. When and where did it air? Looks maybe late 80s early 90s and, like, a sci-fi version of Xena.
looks like 2000-2001
It’s… compelling in a really bad B-movie sort of way. Like the idea is great, and some of the scene design and concept is really cool, but it’s genuinely hard to watch in a lot of places between the acting (Cleo herself has a screaming habit, at least early on - I don’t recall if she grew out of it, and is dumb as shit imo) and that it’s clearly meant to be a sex-appeal-hook. Basically fishing for Xena fan crossover, but done so poorly it basically flopped.
Fun to watch, but don’t expect too much :)
Both of those versions are referencing the original by Zager and Evans:
Name of 25 month ,idiotistanber
what a terrible date format
Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?
It says “for the first time”
That falls on the 69th day of the 420th month, so it’s a special case.
I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.
It’ll be like September 3rd, 1752.
Damn, I had to do some actual research to get that one. Worth it. I chuckled quietly through my nose.
Dude… Too soon.
That’s being optimistic.
Because it will be human present when it happens, right?
And human future before it happens, which is now!
This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.
What they mean to say is: this only works if you eat all the lead paint chips and fuck your sisters until your family tree is a stump.
We have that in the US too though.
This doesn’t work here. We have no 25th month.
Wow, nothing gets past you!
That’s why I get paid the big monopoly bucks. Nobody has eyes like me!
Maybe Trump will cancel new year’s to prevent 2026 from happening, then it will be the third January of 2025.
In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won’t have arrived.
In all the world there’s only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.Gotta wait til the year 802,701.
The sun looking at all of us in that particular position in our orbit: … aww that’s cute, they’re celebrating again, I wonder why, they’ve been doing that for a while now, silly little things













