The average american:
As an average American, hell, I am way behind…
Gonna go make a dang quesadilla
This is not cheese. Call it like you want, but not cheese please.
Frenchie
Stop listening to LLMS they are not always correct. The average American eats 42 lbs of cheese a year. Unless it has significantly gone up since last year.
I ate 35 pounds of cheese for breakfast and another 45 pounds for lunch. Maybe YOU should stop listening to fake news. Everyone I know eats 50 to 70 pounds of course every day sometimes a little extra on the weekend for a cheat day.
At least it’s a real cheese and not Kraft singles
that’s how you know it’s BS, they don’t eat that much cheese, they eat that much “cheese based food product”
That yellow plastic being called “American cheese” is a stain on all the actually really good cheese that is made here.
Sure. I’m originally from “Europe” more or less anyway and I’m sure specific region based cheeses that are of high quality are made in the US. We just never hear about Wisconsin… Bay or whatever cheese.
Let me sink into dat cheese.
Ok I let the sink in, what now? How does this relate to my cheese?
That’s the weight of 9 whole bald eagles
The most universal American unit for weight.
Cheese Georg sitting in his cave, heavily obese but still stuffing loafs of cheese in his face. He gotta pump up those numbers. Being a statistical outlier is a hard job!
ok, who is the one that is pumping the average up so much?
Wisconsin. 90 lbs per day is a kid’s ration there.
Cheeses Georg
Im doing my part!
Well, you get the idea. I can never get gifs to work right.
You can’t drag-and-drop or copy-and-paste them; they get converted to .png . You have to actually click the “upload image” button and choose the .gif file from the file picker dialog.
Thanks!
You can also use the modified link embedding markdown to embed gifs from elsewhere.
American here. This is true.
No no no, they have it all wrong.
90 pounds Sterling is what they are referencing. No that is about $120.
However you need to remember that cheese is a lot more expensive over there than it is here. 90 pounds (sterling) is about one frozen pizzas worth of cheese. And we all know on average Americans eat one frozen pizza a day.
I could never eat a frozen pizza every day. I like a little variety so I switch between pizza rolls, pepperoni Hot Pockets, and mini pizza bagels too!
