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    9 days ago

    Later, investigators would find out that during the three days she called out sick after her injury, Brown went to several soccer conferences in San Diego. In the following year while collecting disability, she also ran in two 5K races, went snowboarding or skiing in Big Bear and Mammoth, attended baseball games, played golf, went to Disneyland and took online courses with a local university, prosecutors allege.

    I know when I had a concussion it was like getting bit by a radioactive spider. It improved my speed and agility. I was entering marathons and strongman competitions left and right, so this totally makes sense to me.

    That was sarcasm, dummy.