Lemme guess, next they’ll try connecting multiple carriages to carry more people per vehicle then work with local governments to build dedicated right of way…etc etc…
And put some guidelines in the road to assist with self driving. Maybe make them out of metal for improved durability. Then swap out the rubber-wheeled tires for some more efficient and less poluting conical metal wheels since we don’t need to worry about them running on asphalt anymore.
Oooh. And as long as we have multiple carriages connected, we can add a walkway between them. Then instead of all of them being for passengers, they can subsidize the cost by having a car dedicated to selling snacks, or other items. You can literally buy your morning coffee from the road!
Do you want everyone to just sit there, drink their coffee, read daily news or a book and gasp interact with others like some kind of savages? Back in my day we stared at same-looking highways for hours, it builds character.
Revolutionary! Too radical, it will never work!
In reality, it is first mile and last mile.
If you’re in a wheelchair or you oare therwise are ADA eligible, they will give you a ride to/from a public transit stop.
The onus is on the transportation system to be ADA accessible beyond the dropoff.
There are also employment partners who will pay for this leg.
Capitalists don’t innovate. They gut public services and then claim they invented the idea…
Chef Kiss.
And then when people complain because its an inherently worse service, they resort to “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” and “just start your own company even though you have no capital” type bullshit.
Cheff kiss
if I had a nickle every time a techbro invented a bus or a train, I’d probably be able to afford a fucking bigmac
“My latest invention is a never before seen, genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!”
What’s that other meme? The one about how every few years tech bros reinvent public transportation.
Yes,
like publictransportYou guys don’t get it. It is like public transportation but with the following “features”:
- No poors.
- Owner can exclude anyone they don’t like
- No job security/unionization for the staff
self-driving with signed waivers of liability in the terms and conditions
A surge pricing bus if you will,
Lol, that kind of is a thing already in rural areas of germany. They go by beautiful names like RufBus and AnrufSammelTaxi and are provided by several state owned public transportation companies in low passenger areas/times of day. Usually, it’s an additional 2 € per drive on top of the transportation ticket you need to have/buy.
rural areas
That’s the difference though - they’re planning for cities (and they’re a private company). German cities mostly have decent to very good public transport. I lived in a very rural area (a handful of buses every weekday) for the first 20 years of my life and then moved to the city at least 100 years ago. I’m still in awe of the transport system here (as shitty as it sometimes is).
a handful of busses on the weekdays sounds like a major city for my American mind. Rural taxi busses are where the taxi service is actually multi person vans that pick you up and drop you off and make stops for others on the way.
Of course they re-invented the bus. It’s like carcinisation but the end product is always trains or busses., but if this means less cars on the roads I think I’m for it. As long as cities don’t get lazy and use this an excuse to cut their bus programs.
Oh but they will get lazy. They will be lobbied in fact to get lazy.
I’m pretty sure it’s public transportation with fewer steps!
Now the public doesn’t have to worry about pesky “democracy” to make decisions about who’s commanding the transportation. The shareholders interests will do that for you!
private public transportation
Huzzah!
Then comes the deregulation! Even fewer steps. We’re reaching Elon levels of efficiency.
Here’s one more for "trains is to transportation what crabs are to evolution ’
And what Excel is to every productivity app, and what email is every messenging service.
I dunno, chatrooms serve a very different purpose than emails…
Public transportation but expensive.
If there is something anyone under 30 should have learned in today’s world, is that capitalism will ALWAYS enshittify even the best idea. Always.
And anyone over 30 should have learned it before they were 30.
It’s more like Greyhound…
We are 10 years from UberRail
London has Uber Boats.
In the UK uber started advertising that you can buy your train tickets via the uber app. Like WTF, no thanks I’ll just use Train Line.
How much of a cut do they take?
WOAH! This is an AMAZING idea! WHY hasn’t Anyone THOUGHT of this Before? It’s INCREDIBLE!
-People who Vote AGAINST Public Transportation and will COMPLAIN about how Expensive this is!
