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Random off topic fun fact!
With sperm donation and egg donation it’s entirely possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents!
Jesus mum was not a virgin. That’s a misunderstanding of the bible.
It doesn’t matter. Jesus’s mum never existed and was concocted from other mythological legends of the time. What matters is that today it is interpreted as she being a literal virgin, regardless of the original intent.
Direct translation is “a very clean dicking”
But really, people think that Mary was “without sin” meaning she didn’t have sex. But actually it means that she didn’t inherit the origin sin of humanity, committed by Adam and Eve. I was raised Catholic and took me more than 30 years to learn this.
When I got pregnant at 15 my mom panicked and asked why I had sex already. I then told her that I didn’t, God came by at night and raped me, and now I’m pregnant
Mother: it’s a miracle!
“I would quite literally murder people for you”
From the visuals it feels like “confidence is key” is what this comic tries to tell you.
Bible:
Jesus replied, “Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in heaven. And I tell you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it.
Christians: Got it.
Stephanie: I used to be called Mark, but now I’m Stephanie.
Christians: Does not compute.
Wait, Hades? The Greek one?
Edit: apparently, Hades was the underworld even before the Greeks came to be and they (Greeks) made Hades it’s king instead.
I think it’s because ‘peter’ and ‘rock’ are the same in greek, but I still understand
