Jokes on you, I already had mine
What’s a long neck?
It’s the instrument they use to check for polyps
Stay away from my lucky polyps
oh noes… 🥺
The land before time for a colonoscopy.
Yep Yep Yep!
Yeah I got sad as soon as I wrote it.
I had my first DRE a few months ago. It felt like the Dr thought my butthole was a dog’s mouth with a piece of chocolate in it.
I never thought about 90’s rap like that
You forgot about DRE
I’ll never forget DRE now
Make me
I got the VHS from Pizza Hut
Damn that tree star looks delicious
Can I at least eat delicious star leaves before the procedure?
Already?
If you know about the Tree-star, it’s time to have a doctor check out your B-star.
Had my first on Monday.
The procedure itself is fine (had mine with sedation, so didn’t even notice). But that bowel prep… That stuff is nothing short of traumatising.
Land before time was an absolute banger growing up too.
Reminder that routine colonoscopies are a bit of a scam. Unless preceded by targeted tests or symptoms they’re extremely unlikely to pick up anything more than incidental polyps, and this is at the expense of your dignity, time, and money.
You’re a decade too soon but thank you
