How could one help spread the gay agenda?
Every time I hear anyone say “Gay Agenda,” my brain automatically appends a little, high-pitched ‘by Lisa Frank’ to the end.
So uh…do you take your gay agenda with you everywhere you go in a little backpack or do you live at home on your desk? What color is it and how much more fabulous is it compared to other regular, boring agendas?
I take it everywhere. It’s clipped onto a sparkly clipoard in my backpack with a rainbow on it. And the agenda is of course, hot pink with glitter on it
Thanks for the clarification. I’m now considering getting a gay agenda of my own, complete with its trusted clipboard. The idea of having at all times something sparkly in my backpack to bash unrelenting dickheads with soothes me.
Kermit on behalf of the frogs here, I have some questions…
What is the gay agenda on the ongoing low quality of chocolate in American candy bars?
We recommend you immediately move to the UK or Scandinavia where the chocolate is superior. Its the only way
Okay I’m asking. What’s your agenda?
- Be treated fairly
- Achieve equality
- Get milk
Cool, I understand the first two. Number 3 though?
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I fucking knew it! And I’m cool with it.
If this were any other account, I’d get your drift… But you? It’s for cheese, isn’t it? :|



