Edward Smith, who lives with his current “girlfriend” – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not “sick” and had no desire to change his ways.
This reminds me of an article I saw where a woman was like this except instead of cars she had a thing for planes and had a model plane
edit found it
He says that his most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
long sigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbbxzsXFmw
There goes more innocent memories of Saturday morning television.
she’s got a sleek, sensuous tail, almost like a dolphin. 'course in 1991 she crash landed, killing all aboard. she’s destroyed. but i was so glad to meet her
Strange Love: My Car is My Lover https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U
Ed Smith from the article turns up approx 3:11. buffs the beetle bonnet twenty seconds later
Don’t fuck other people’s cars. if it weren’t for that, i’d have no issue with this guy.
That’s some orgy. You’d need a decent multi storey car park with them all going round and round that exit spiral thing.
Maybe they were Teslas and you could hope for a particular mild electrical design fault. At least it would be filmed.
Look at the airbags on that….
