Same with suburbanites complaining about foxes digging up their gardens or deer trampling their fences.

Your garden and fence were in their habitat, idiot.

It’s all about perspective.

A bug hit my windshield.

I ran over a pedestrian.

Tomato tomato.

OK maybe last part doesn’t work over text.

It’s the same with bicycles. The car is always the victim, regardless of the circumstances

My mum takes care of vulnerable and very Ill hedgehogs in our garden.

I like to think it that way: It’s a bit like we human represent an Alien abduction, when they get home to their family they talk how some Extraterrestrial being took them and made some crazy experiment on them and nobody believes it ! 😅😁