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AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

IKEA Tower

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IKEA Tower

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AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to Dank Memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • Rooty@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    That’s a pretty flimsy looking guillotine, better order one locally from a carpenter.

    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      If it ain’t flimsy, it ain’t Ikea.

  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Dank

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    IKEAu

  • ohulancutash@feddit.uk
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    2 months ago

    I think you’ll find that’s Kuttůr

    • ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Didn’t know Ikea was Czech.

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  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    The only appropriate tool to test whether billionaires are made of cake.

    • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You are of course completely wrong about that…There’s also slicing off small pieces until you prove that none of those pieces were indeed cake.

      • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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        A skilled operator could easily use it as a deli slicer. One could even use fancy blades for flare and variety.

        • ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Reset time is too slow even with a skilled operator, it’ll get boring before you get done.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Do you guys think if the blade should have wheel & rail assembly on either side, like pull out drawers?

  • MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml
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    I wonder if there an ikeahacks community

  • Thelsim@sh.itjust.works
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    All the fun of incorrectly assembling Ikea stuff with the added bonus of a sharp blade :)

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    Too fancy for me. I will go with skewering them on a sharpened pole and leaving them as a warning to the others.

    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      I think the Aristøpikes are down this aisle.

      • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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        2 months ago

        Hälbērd curtain rods look sturdy

  • pmk@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 months ago

    Alternative names: Knipsa, Tjoff, Gallra.

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